Once upon a time in a garden in Western Ukraine, a little cabbage began to grow. Her name was Christina. She had a tomato friend named Vasylyna and a cucumber friend named Oleh.
Oleh said, "I'm the best vegetable ever because I'm green."
Christina said, "Whatever. I'm green too."
Vasylyna said, "I'm the best vegetable ever because I grow on a vine."
Christina replied, "Whatever. Tomatoes are actually considered fruits, not vegetables."
It was clear that Christina was a very intelligent and observant cabbage.
IT REALLY WAS SHORT, BUT YOU WERE WARNED
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